Offensive Lighter Meme

Hmm.... meme for fun.

Panel One: Hey _____ <--- Insert name here.
Panel Two: What?
Panel Three: Check out this lighter.
Panel Four: Draw a design in on the lighter that would offend the character seen in Panel Two.
Panel Five: The character seen in Panel Two's response.
Panel Six: The character seen in Panel One's response.
... or something like that. Example??? [link]

Just be sure to link back to the original and hopefully post your filled out one in the comments, I'd love to see them!!!